Authors: If your list of writi…

Authors: If your list of writing advice doesn’t have “don’t do it” as no 1, it is bullshit.

I liked Adele better when she …

I liked Adele better when she was called Angie Stone.

Death to anyone reporting on a…

Death to anyone reporting on a study without linking to the actual study. #science

.@Matt_Dillahunty Sometimes Th…

.@Matt_Dillahunty Sometimes The Phantom leaves the jungle and sockpuppets on forums like an ordinary man.

The epidemiology of shitty lit…

The epidemiology of shitty literature fascinates me. #bpi

You know what tastes good? Mod…

You know what tastes good? Moderation. http://t.co/kFEHuTaS #bpi

I can’t wait for Cabin In The …

I can’t wait for Cabin In The Woods 2.

What? Yes, my opinion of Hollywood is that low.

99 problems but a niche ain’t …

99 problems but a niche ain’t one.

Just watched “Safe”. @jay_Stat…

Just watched “Safe”. @jay_Statham returning to form. Recommended, if you like that sort of thing. Which you should.

Just so you know; Pretending i…

Just so you know; Pretending it didn’t really happen is not consolation nor solace. #bpi

OK people: NORTH AMERICAN Civi…

OK people: NORTH AMERICAN Civil War, SOUTH Korea. Please adjust your mentalities. #bpi

I really hate being a social a…

I really hate being a social animal. #bpi

Consume. Conform. Obey. #bpi

Consume. Conform. Obey. #bpi

No use being pessimistic. Noth…

No use being pessimistic. Nothing you can imagine is as bad as what really happens.

Getting really tired of veg di…

Getting really tired of veg diet arguments based on pure emotion. #bpi

Just noticed JJ Abrams has a n…

Just noticed JJ Abrams has a new show out. Not gonna fall for that again.

Love people who confuse prosta…

Love people who confuse prostate with prostrate. “Allow me to demonstrate…”

.@rebeccawatson Bad thing abou…

.@rebeccawatson Bad thing about the live shows is I can’t fast-forward through the fact or fiction.

.@rebeccawatson Why are americ…

.@rebeccawatson Why are americans so afraid of words? #bpi

http://t.co/BHv6Zv4x

http://t.co/BHv6Zv4x

.@rebeccawatson So… is “bise…

.@rebeccawatson So… is “bisexual” to “gay” what “nontheist” is to “atheist”?

Don’t be ridiculous. There is…

Don’t be ridiculous.
There is no honor among students.

I don’t trust parents. They’ve…

I don’t trust parents. They’ve already displayed poor judgement by becoming parents.

Why is the gay guy in the #rom…

Why is the gay guy in the #romney ad against marriage? http://t.co/Nyna5sg9

.@thelindsayellis Why is the g…

.@thelindsayellis Why is the gay guy in the ad against marriage?

Belatedly, I’ve found that I a…

Belatedly, I’ve found that I am rather alone in finding a lot of good ideas in The SCUM Manifesto. #bpi

#Christians supposed to be the…

#Christians supposed to be the light of the world. Nero took them up on it.

.@Neuro_Skeptic It Swings both…

.@Neuro_Skeptic It Swings both ways: I tried to find a song called “porn star” so I could buy it. yeah right.

Drinking expensive booze does …

Drinking expensive booze does not make you less of an alcoholic. #bpi

Watching TV does not make you …

Watching TV does not make you a script writer. Going to school does not make you an expert on education policy. #bpi

I always sympathized more with…

I always sympathized more with Michael Collins. #bpi

Someday I must tell the tale o…

Someday I must tell the tale of TAM8 and why it made me never want to come back to a #skeptic conference. #bpi

I love reading Jehova’s Witnes…

I love reading Jehova’s Witnesses’ materials. Brilliant propaganda. #bpi

.@NickEvershed We can team up….

.@NickEvershed We can team up. I have Startkicker, which implements a practical scheme to stop people from doing things.

Yes, I think that #Obama deser…

Yes, I think that #Obama deserves eight years of presidency. Michelle, I mean.

Tip to @obiweez: Do read the b…

Tip to @obiweez: Do read the bible. Very good way to become an atheist. @askegg

.@obiweez Surely you mean “dam…

.@obiweez Surely you mean “damnED” atheist? Haven’t you read the bible? @askegg

TV shows about the Internet ar…

TV shows about the Internet are like runestones about TV shows.

.@AprilVonLon No it’s true. Pu…

.@AprilVonLon No it’s true. Putting a lipstick in peoples white laundry -> hilarious prank.

If you are live tweeting a TV …

If you are live tweeting a TV show, you are a douche. Watch it first, then comment. Or just shut up completely.

.@KimMcardle When I was mistre…

.@KimMcardle When I was mistreated as a kud, I was not forced to kerp playing with the bullies.

.@AtheismHonestly The moniker …

.@AtheismHonestly The moniker “honest atheist” implies that atheists aren’t honest.

.@alaindebotton “Work finally …

.@alaindebotton “Work finally begins when the fear of doing nothing exceeds the fear of doing it badly.” badly it is http://t.co/hM6wEnXa

.@atheism_plus If Zapfino a is…

.@atheism_plus If Zapfino a is the symbol I will never join. I have design standards.

.@seksiPenguin I get “can see …

.@seksiPenguin I get “can see spending my whole life with you” too. People have a good imagination for utter horror.

.@TheSpoonyOne No @AprilVonLon…

.@TheSpoonyOne No @AprilVonLon meant with other people.

.@AprilVonLon But actually, th…

.@AprilVonLon But actually, they aren’t mythical, you can time it by fast-forwarding… oh, you meant eith other people.

.@NickdMiller Sorry, we did no…

.@NickdMiller Sorry, we did not agree to answer that question.

Hey people. Back off from the …

Hey people. Back off from the attacks #atheismplus I mean, at least they are’nt saying Dr Who is shit, or something. Which it is.

.@YouCallMeKiki Surely you can…

.@YouCallMeKiki Surely you can try harder than that.

There’s a guy saying he’s the …

There’s a guy saying he’s the friendly atheist. Clearly he means atheists are not friendly. #atheismplus

.@logicalbeing “I can’t sign…

.@logicalbeing “I can’t sign on to Atheism+ for that reason alone.” Isn’t reacting to Carrier in that way, in a way, acting like Carrier?

.@SciencePunk You “googled the…

.@SciencePunk You “googled the labyrinth” huh? Yuk yuk yuk.

.@toxicpath “logical” and “rat…

.@toxicpath “logical” and “rational” are labels.

Hating on #atheismplus will on…

Hating on #atheismplus will only force me to choose between atheism and feminism.

Why it is a bad idea to have m…

Why it is a bad idea to have more atheist organisations? You can join as many as you like. #atheismplus

.@mowgli3 And remember it take…

.@mowgli3 And remember it takes guts to have them removed. @delyseious

#istandwithakin because I need…

#istandwithakin because I need to be ready to run away when he tries to rape me.

.@nathanfillion You’re going t…

.@nathanfillion You’re going to start acting? Refreshing change of pace.

If I just unfollowed you it’s …

If I just unfollowed you it’s because you livetweet TV shows.

.@laura_hudson A solid punch t…

.@laura_hudson A solid punch to the balls is a good way to explain why rape is a concern. “You have them, expect punches”.

.@neiltyson Who do we blame fo…

.@neiltyson Who do we blame for that?

.@kvbeek Dear Sir: I hate Redd…

.@kvbeek Dear Sir: I hate Reddit with utter passion, yet sympathetic to the A+ idea. What to do? /Sleepless in Abaddon

.@robinince It’s a zero sum ga…

.@robinince It’s a zero sum game.

.@profbrucehood It worked. I l…

.@profbrucehood It worked. I love myself. Unfortunately, now I can’t stand @robinince

.@funnyfemladyt Lets call them…

.@funnyfemladyt Lets call them what they really are: conservatives.

So full of love for The Onion …

So full of love for The Onion now: http://t.co/5eRTQ0OC

.@Librehombre Circumcision, th…

.@Librehombre Circumcision, the ultimate parenting dilemma. < Just not do it, or also slap anyone suggesting it?

.@byrnesh First we make it wor…

.@byrnesh First we make it worth living, then we make it possible.

.@jennifurret use whatever lab…

.@jennifurret use whatever label they want. […] I just want change. OK; that sold me. @GretaChristina

.@GretaChristina I want you to…

.@GretaChristina I want you to do what you want to do. @jennifurret #atheismplus

.@jennifurret But are you not …

.@jennifurret But are you not destigmatizing, when your’re adding a plus sign?

Still feels like Dunkirk. @Gre…

Still feels like Dunkirk. @GretaChristina @jennifurret #atheismplus

I’d prefer to kick the asshole…

I’d prefer to kick the assholes out rather than start over. @GretaChristina @jennifurret

.@toddakin You only win if you…

.@toddakin You only win if you enjoy it.

Genius @Jon_Favreau gets stron…

Genius @Jon_Favreau gets strong performance from Kristen Stewart, by replacing with mannequin. http://t.co/CaDjPFek

GR doesn’t like the competitio…

GR doesn’t like the competition. @ericcampbellfcp Graham Richardson: I don’t want evil people living next to me #qanda

.@profsarahj I have zero confi…

.@profsarahj I have zero confidence in Sweden on that score.

.@thefirstcondor LOL

.@thefirstcondor LOL

.@jamesmoran Garment bags leak…

.@jamesmoran Garment bags leak quite a bit. I recommend sturdy garbage bags and gaffer tape instead.

.@thefirstcondor Not necessari…

.@thefirstcondor Not necessarily.

.@thefirstcondor Also there is…

.@thefirstcondor Also there is this:
http://t.co/nQNATGxS
and of course this:
http://t.co/6ST8cSyT

.@thefirstcondor That’s for th…

.@thefirstcondor That’s for the courts. I think it unlikely he would be sentenced.

.@thefirstcondor Some of your …

.@thefirstcondor Some of your questions sound like agenda, not query, but if you are willing to learn I’m happy to teach.

.@thefirstcondor Two girls dur…

.@thefirstcondor Two girls during separate events. @Nickdrumr2

.@thefirstcondor Comparing not…

.@thefirstcondor Comparing notes is a way to establish a pattern of behaviour. @babarriazz1

.@thefirstcondor Uh. Since you…

.@thefirstcondor Uh. Since you claim to know about “Surprise sex”, you should also know it can be rape. @piombo

.@thefirstcondor I can fuck yo…

.@thefirstcondor I can fuck you now and later be hesitant to repeat the experience. Surely you’ve had that. @sapient_ape

.@thefirstcondor Being naked i…

.@thefirstcondor Being naked in bed with you is not blanket acceptance of anything. [pun intended] @Nickdrumr2

.@thefirstcondor Day after sex…

.@thefirstcondor Day after sex cannot be rape? Allow me to demonstrate. @Nickdrumr2

Couldn’t understand #TonyScott…

Couldn’t understand #TonyScott suicide. Then I read there was a Top Gun 2 planned.

.@desmonddns I agree. “athiest…

.@desmonddns I agree. “athiest” bugs the hell out of me. It’s “atheist”. @godlessatheist

Obvious CocaCola ad is obvious…

Obvious CocaCola ad is obvious. http://t.co/Oi9WeA1M @jamesmoran

.@jenclone @lorisizemore pleas…

.@jenclone @lorisizemore please do not put those two words so close to each other, I tend to switch them around when reading.

.@thecinemasnob Of all the hor…

.@thecinemasnob Of all the horrors you have brought to my attention, that must be the worst.

.@thecinemasnob Of all the hor…

.@thecinemasnob Of all the horrors you have brought to my attention, that must be the worst.

.@arclight You know “sunset” w…

.@arclight You know “sunset” was more poetic. As if when humanism is done, the result will be feminism.

.@arclight You know “sunset” w…

.@arclight You know “sunset” was more poetic. As if when humanism is done, the result will be feminism.

.@surlyamy @arealgirl Dammit, …

.@surlyamy @arealgirl Dammit, why didn’t that i get autocorrected to an o?

.@surlyamy @arealgirl Dammit, …

.@surlyamy @arealgirl Dammit, why didn’t that i get autocorrected to an o?